The Lexicon of Markov

Chef Boyardee
President of the United States of America
First Term: March 4th, 1937 - March 4th, 1949
Predecessor: Hugh Neutron II
Successor: Aurelian Shaft
Second Term: March 4, 1957 - March 4, 1969
Predecessor: Guy Farmer
Successor: Richard Nixon

Full Name: Hector Boiardi
Head Chef (Plaza Hotel)
Mayor of New York City
Birthplace: Unnamed shanty town, Italy, Earth
Age: 100 before death (1897-1997)
Height: 5'5"
Eduardo Boltard-Lee (Grandfather)
Peppino Boiardi Sr. (Father)
Jane Woman (Mother)
Peppino Boiardi Jr. (Brother)
Maria Anna Spaghetti (Sister-In-Law)
Anchovy Pizzapocket (Wife)
Nivia Boiardi (Daughter)
Ricardo Fuckflash (Son-In-Law)
Peppino Spaghetti (Nephew)
Wallace Fuckflash (Grandson)
Grommet Fuckflash (Great-Grandson)
Aloevera Transenburg-Mansex (Business Partner)
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Events before Wacks of Iron
Wacks of Iron
WackyWorld RPG (flashback)

Hector Boyardee (work in progress)