The Lexicon of Markov
| First Term: | March 4th, 1937 - March 4th, 1949 |
| Predecessor: | Hugh Neutron II |
| Successor: | Aurelian Shaft |
| Second Term: | March 4, 1957 - March 4, 1969 | ||||||||||||||
| Predecessor: | Guy Farmer | ||||||||||||||
| Successor: | Richard Nixon | ||||||||||||||
| Full Name: | Hector Boiardi |
| Titles: | Head Chef (Plaza Hotel) Mayor of New York City President |
| Birthplace: | Unnamed shanty town, Italy, Earth |
| Age: | 100 before death (1897-1997) |
| Height: | 5'5" |
| Relationships: | Eduardo Boltard-Lee (Grandfather) Peppino Boiardi Sr. (Father) Jane Woman (Mother) Peppino Boiardi Jr. (Brother) Maria Anna Spaghetti (Sister-In-Law) Anchovy Pizzapocket (Wife) Nivia Boiardi (Daughter) Ricardo Fuckflash (Son-In-Law) Peppino Spaghetti (Nephew) Wallace Fuckflash (Grandson) Grommet Fuckflash (Great-Grandson) Aloevera Transenburg-Mansex (Business Partner) |
| Alignment: | Chaotic Good |
| Appearances: | Events before Wacks of Iron Wacks of Iron Redditower WackyWorld RPG (flashback) |
Hector Boyardee (work in progress)